SLAMMERS WRESTLING FEDERATION®
Presents…
THE STARS OF SLAMMERS® 

"SWF® CHAMPION"
"MOVIE STAR" MIKE
"Movie Star" Mike thinks he's a gift to Tinsel Town…that's why he calls Himself "Movie Star". (He had a split-second cameo in Touchstone Pictures' "ED WOOD" as - what else? - a wrestler!) He claims to have taught Tim Burton to direct and Johnny Depp to act! Yes, he really believes it! Mike knows every dirty trick in the book and thinks nothing of splitting lips, busting open foreheads, biting, kicking, gouging and generally throwing his nearly 280 lbs. around any space he invades. "Movie Star" Mike has held the coveted SWF® Championship more than any wrestler in the federation (a grand total of 9 times), and has put more than one wrestler out of the sport for good. Away from the ring Mike is unpleasant to women and children, mistreats poor defenseless animals at every opportunity, and refuses to eat his carrots. He's definitely someone we all hope doesn't move in next door.